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The fortnight in Tweets Jan 6th 2023 - 20th Jan 2023 FACEYBOOK Page and TWITTERY of MIKE JESSOP Independent WHIG PARTY Candidate for FISHER QLD

1. For 'the voice' read 'invoice' for more bureaucracy and taxation - IE taxes for using something that's already ours - a bit like carbon credits - a total millstone round everybody's necks as if there isn't too much bureaucracy and taxation already - this has got to stop
2. Another vaccination / climate change scalp - Academic reputation!? They've done the course they've cribbed the exam
3. ( Next neutral topics of conversation climate change abortion 'the invoice' the Republican debate and 'gay' marriage ) Do these politicians ever get on with any work at all!? Are they even capable of it
4. Regarding socialist scrounger albanese and his 'The invoice' he ( and his cohorts) can live in his world - and I in mine ( it's called the real world) and in case he hadn't heard there's a revolution on regarding bureaucracy and taxation - NO MORE - double dissolution today please
5. Please - pretty please - please with a cherry on top!?
6. Divide and conquer - scrounger albanese is a communist like his counterpart paluscez and she ging ping pong who is orchestrating this
7. $280 million to hold 'the invoice' proposed referendum $280 / 16.4 million voters= $17.07per person plus 1 hour $350.632 million to consider and return vote ( 16.4 million X $21.38 minimum wage = $350.632 million)

   The true cost to hold the proposed referendum $350.632 + $280 = $630.632 million close on a billion dollars to hold the proposed referendum 'The invoice' to the Australian tax payer $630.632 million close on a billion dollars for starters WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY

8. These guys are communist dictators and continue to work towards this end of Marxist Leninist overthrow of western democracy and civilisation ( ever since 1918AD) - terminating with 'the invoice' if you let them WAKE IT UP Australia Double dissolution on this one TODAY please
9. 'The ( tax) invoice' part II After failing to collect GST on imports invoiced ( and usually falsified) to below $1,000 for 20 ( twenty) years since the introduction of the GST in 2000AD the liberal / labour incompetents now rely on foreign entities to remit this 10% GST upon mail order purchases abroad - I doubt if this actually occurs and is most likely pocketed by china given their record in every other aspect of commmerce ( eg patent copyright research and development) Only 42 other taxes to go

   These are listed at length in previous issues of punch magazine weekly PUNCH MAGAZINE WEEKLY Now that this situation has promoted the takeover of retail and wholesale sectors china as well as being the mail order capital of the world having taken over agriculture and mining manufacturing etc the liberal / labour governments around the world have allowed this to happen without penalty - there is nothing left Except sovereignty itself in the form of the as yet undefined 'the invoice' in Australia

10. Same as having 9 housing ministers - sack the lot and start using their salaries to build government housing!?
11. Nothing to it Pauline electricity like sanitary water and even gas for cooking and heating is a right - instead of selling off assets paid for by the tax payer put these utilities back under public ownership and control
12. 'Fertility' and population decline - couldn't possibly be to do with the promotion of homosexuality and 100,000 deaths per annum through abortion - what a bunch of fuckwits!?
13. Vladimir shit for brains - worse than Stalin
14. Girl band that does the dishes makes the beds scrubs toilets shower and bath and floors - does the cooking and washing - and doesn't phub or spend their entire life video phoning or talking on the telephone - The Spice Girls!?
15. Problems in the NHS - nothing to do with 3.5 million illegal immigrants living in the UK ( or anywhere else for that matter) 500,000 by boat last year plus all those before BREXIT I wonder where all the housing comes from for them too unmanaged immigration by socialist scroungers

    albanese take note - resign before it's too late

16. 'The voice' would be just another 'invoice' in the form of another government charge for more bureaucracy and taxation starting with $280 million to hold a referendum when such as taxation and electoral and other constitutional reforms are necessary rather than more tax invoicing
17. Numbers 11:28 - 29 NKJV Joshua believed that only a select group were qualified. Sounds like JF Kennedy material - things going on!? Time for the fruits and gifts of the spirit - or something
18. Got to take charge of this Nothing to do with the promotion of homosexuality either

    WHIG PARTY HACKS #30

    Dietary update I've got it pancreas proton liver and kidneys Dietary update One main meal around lunchtime 50% vegetables 50% protein ( total 250g)

    There is sufficient carbohydrates present in fruit veg and protein to warrant only

    Fruit ( 125g) and carbohydrates ( 125g) as snacks the rest of the day

19. Risks associated with being overweight

    Being overweight increases the risk of a number of serious diseases and health conditions. Below is a list of said risks, according to the Centres for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC):

    High blood pressure
    Higher levels of LDL cholesterol, which is widely considered "bad cholesterol,"
    lower levels of HDL cholesterol, considered to be good cholesterol in moderation, and
    high levels of triglycerides
    Type II diabetes
    Coronary heart disease
    Stroke
    Gall bladder disease
    Osteoarthritis, a type of joint disease caused by breakdown of joint cartilage
    Sleep apnea and breathing problems
    Certain cancers (endometrial, breast, colon, kidney, gallbladder, liver)
    Low quality of life
    Mental illnesses such as clinical depression, anxiety, and others
    Body pains and difficulty with certain physical functions
    Generally, an increased risk of mortality compared to those with a healthy BMI

    As can be seen from the list above, there are numerous negative, in some cases fatal, outcomes that may result from being overweight.

    Generally, a person should try to maintain a BMI below 25 kg/m2, but ideally should consult their doctor to determine whether or not they need to make any changes to their lifestyle in order to be healthier

20. I would just like to say I do not want to see any more comment by american journalists or politicians who haven't taken their Christmas decorations down
21. Cost of government taxes as a proportion of income - around 80%!?

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